

My alarms rang—I set the alarm clock, my phone, the TV, and had a wake-up call—and I was off! By five a.m. my bags were checked and I was waiting at my gate, macaroon in one hand and a bottle of water in the other. Both connections were very easy...I slept through my first flight, and my second I played Scrabble and visited with an old man who was heading back to Jamaica for a visit. A little girl and boy in front of me were flirting all through the flight, laughing and giggling whenever I would smile. After a little bit of turbulence flying around a thunderstorm, the pilot brought us down in Montego Bay with quite a few bumps and jolt.
I rushed off the plane and raced through the long, un-air-conditioned hallways to beat the lines in customs. I finally made it to an agent, and then my troubles started. She asked me all kinds of questions, wanted to see our marriage certificate, and then had me go to the help desk and call Leon. No one in his family answered, but luckily Leon called back and she finally stamped my passport. I headed for the baggage claim area, collected my huge 70 pound bags and proceeded to get in the wrong line. Whoops! I got in the correct line and hefted my bag onto the table so the woman could search it. Thankfully, she just asked what was in the second bag onto the table and then sent me on my way. I dragged my bags out of the building into the humid tropical air and past all the taxi drivers asking where I’m going. Surprisingly, Leon is there before I even start looking for him (Jamaican time usually means you’re waiting for at least ten minutes before your ride is there). My flight was over 20 minutes early, so Leon was able to meet me at the airport before work, and his brother Dwayne drove me home.
On Sunday, the whole family headed out to Granville to go to Leon’s great-aunts funeral. We were late, and every couple of minutes Rose (Leon’s mom) would call from the church asking where we were, and then “hurry up, but drive careful’. The service was very nice, but it was very hot inside the church, and I was very grateful every time the fan turned my way. After the service we headed to the graveside. We had gotten some jerk chicken (yum, yum!) and as we were eating we tossed the bones to the ground. Here comes mr. rooster and what does he do? He starts eating the chicken bones! Finally it was time to leave, but it was too late. I was already eaten alive by mosquitoes.